February 2012
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my... →
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If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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blackbruise:
benefits of dating me
you look more attractive by comparison when i stand next to you
if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my sisters's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender
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I would describe my current hair color as a cross...
Because my mom decided that instead of letting me get what’s left of the teal in my hair taken out where I wanted to go where it is a. cheaper and b. I actually know and like the people we should go to the over priced place she goes to. Well instead of bleaching and then re-tinting my hair to blonde, they just bleached it. So now I have white and blonde hair. Thanks mom, so glad I took your...
