Crop Circles In The Carpet: Archive

I've never had a birthday kiss, new years kiss, a...

askinnyblackman: must be Per usual!

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I didn't believe in magic until I watched you...

I wish you were here. And I could go on and on and on, but who cares?

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When people get mad at you for correcting their... →

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all her words of kindness: does it bother anyone... →

thecuriousbrontosaurus: like, this one girl i’m friends with on facebook from high school posted “Our God Saves! There is hope in His Name!” she’s like a hardcore Born Again Christian i think. this girl was also in my bio class junior year and when we were learning about evolution she just sat there shaking her head and… FOR REAL. I mean, I AM “religious” and it pisses me...

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This 21 year old girl from a nearby town keeps...

And judging by the pictures and messages I keep getting, I think she thinks I’m an attractive (or not, she might be desperate) college guy. Either that or I’m dealing with a lesbian crush. Either way, I keep telling her I’m not who she thinks I am and all I get is “Oh don’t be so hard on yourself. You’re wonderful and sweet I’m sure.” WHY U NO...

Nov 28th

Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...

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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.

askinnyblackman: sarcasticates: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 MORE HERE! everyday has finally been used in the right context i am so happy

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